S.O.I. fanfic

William_Roebuck's (WR) mom- Willie, get out of the computer, you've been there for hours writing an MGS encyclopedia.

WR- Fuck you mom, I take the internet seriously like it was college.

WR's mom- facepalm

WR- Stupid S.O.I., they make Gamefaqs entertaining; time to get serious.

Oh, Corn is here *faps on Corn's account info*
Wooooh, he's been warned, like a bad boy. *reaches climax* EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEH !!

WR's mom- WHAT THE FUCK !! William, what do you think you're doing?

WR- !

WR's mom- What was that noise? *goes upstairs*

WR- *senses that his mom just got stabbed by an immature person* MAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAA! *hides in a corner*

S.O.I. staff member-*enters basement and finds WR cowering in corner*
Prepare to be mudered Maturito motherfucker. *shoots WR in the head then empties ammo on his whole body*

Pure brilliance.

Sandbags in the desert.

I got news that frankenfurst is planning a rebellion against the new regime (Ministry of Darkness).

Sandbags in the desert.

frankenfurst--immature- user-turned-serious poster. TRAITOROUS BASTARD !

Sandbags in the desert.

Here, the newly-formed Immaturito coalition prepares for their first major battle.

Sandbags in the desert.

fighter_chicks is now an enemy.

Sandbags in the desert.

frank's horde advances o our defenses.

Sandbags in the desert.

Anyone who acts mature on Gamefaqs is considered a hostile and will be killed on sight.

Sandbags in the desert.

Their war cries draw closer.

Sandbags in the desert to protect us from bullets.

The mods send air support for us and there, frank's entire army is destroyed before the battle had truly begun.

Haha, that bring back memories.

Check this out (I'm RatPatrolKiller):

http://outer-heaven.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fanfiction&action=display&thread=112

I'm yet to finish this epic.

Damn! That's pretty epic so far.

You should post this link at GF as a topic and if they don't think it's fail, tell them that the TC is me.

Ok i'll see how it goes.

What the fuck?
That's it?
3 post and 2 of which is yours?
Damn ignoranous batiatus (ignorers in my imaginative Roman dialect).
I wanna fucking kill all them 13 year olds.
I'M PISSED !!

Yeah, they can all fuck themselves. It would be absolute hell had I not be there.

I'm so pissed at the MGS4 board right now that just I want to kill all of them.
Motherfuckers disrespectin' the number 893?
I can't take it man.
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT !!

Don't worry about it man. Their E-opinion shouldn't mean anything to you, because any opinion on the internet (especially GFAQs) is usually stupid.

Encyclopedia Dramatica certainly agrees with you.

Man I love that site.

I realize now that most Vetriots are just a bunch of basement-dwelling 13-year-olds.

Yeah, no doubt about it.