The Missouri is sinking 'cause Mei Ling farTED, the crew is DEAD
The WWII ship is dying 'cause Mei Ling farTED, she defeCATED
Mei Ling
Mei Ling I hate you
Mei Ling
Why did you do it
A crewman told his comrades to ABANDON SHIP, the boat reeks of SHIT
Mei Ling tackled the poor bastard and sat on his FACE, blew up some GAS, out from her ASS
Mei Ling
Mei Ling I hate you
Mei Ling
Why are you so gassy
Old Snake stood up--and asked her WHY, does your ass let them DIE
And then Mei Ling said, OTACON IS DEAD, I pooped on his BED
Mei Ling
Mei Ling I hate you
Mei Ling
Your asshole kills people
The WWII ship is dying 'cause Mei Ling farTED, she defeCATED
Mei Ling
Mei Ling I hate you
Mei Ling
Why did you do it
A crewman told his comrades to ABANDON SHIP, the boat reeks of SHIT
Mei Ling tackled the poor bastard and sat on his FACE, blew up some GAS, out from her ASS
Mei Ling
Mei Ling I hate you
Mei Ling
Why are you so gassy
Old Snake stood up--and asked her WHY, does your ass let them DIE
And then Mei Ling said, OTACON IS DEAD, I pooped on his BED
Mei Ling
Mei Ling I hate you
Mei Ling
Your asshole kills people